Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Help! I'm losing blood! Can you help me?

I was making out with my girlfriend last night, and she stabbed me in the foot with a letter opener. It's now all purple and festering. Maggots will soon appear and I neither have insurance nor a ride to the hospital. I feel I may only have a few days left until I am forced to amputate it myself. What does this mean for my relationship with my girlfriend?

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